"You're Fired!"

Yesterday I was "terminated" from Whole Foods. It wasn't quite like a Trump firing though; more surreal and somber. I think I went into shock.

I don't care to get into the details, but here's the Reader's Digest version:

Apparently, my till was $199.98 short on Saturday night. The [not-so-]funny thing is, I was only $.02 over when my supervisor and I counted my till at the end of my shift. The discrepancy was only discovered yesterday afternoon.

I don't buy it.

Fuck Whole Paycheck, I'm going to Wild Oats.

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