One is the Loneliest Number

How does someone like this get a boyfriend like this?!

I must admit, I am jealous.

The "cold months" are just around the corner, and I want a boyfriend. A hot, hunky, tattooed boyfriend. Is that too fucking much to ask for? I have been single for almost two years, and I am tired of it.

Maybe I need to be a little less picky. Maybe I need to "put myself out there" a little more. Maybe I need to change something. But what?

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Pretentious [Insert Expletive Here]

A few friends of mine have really surprised disappointed me today.

One in particular needs to stop condemning people for the same thing she does on a daily basis. If I said something so terrible about your girlfriend, why can you not remember it?

Other than that, I am at a loss for words.

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Third Time's a Charm

According to a VERY VERY VERY good friend of mine, I need to blog MORE MORE MORE.

To be perfectly honest, I am not sure why my blogging frequency has gotten so low. After all, I do have a ton of free time on my hands. For the past two months I have not had to work, and I am not in school. So, what's the problem?

I am in a rut. I have been in a rut for about two months now. Every now and again I manage to pull myself out, but not usually for a substantial amount of time.

And that, ladies, is my excuse for the time being. Bare with me. I will be back.

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