Law & Order

Thursday morning the boys and I left the house at 7:15 AM. Why such an ungodly hour, you ask?

Mr. Anaconda had to go to court for disturbing the peace, and Nic and I were his witnesses. Witnesses to the fact that he did no such disturbing of the peace. We sat there for quite some time before it was our turn.

In the meantime, we observed out surroundings. We gave the bitchy prosecutor a new name, Vanessa. We made fun of her shoes, and all the bitchy things she did or said. We made fun of all the people in the courtroom, for that matter, and listened to all their sad stories of breaking the law.

Then, Trevor walked in. And everything was brighter. We didn't talk at all, but I know there was an unspoken connection between us. I wrote him a little diddy on Craigslist, but have yet to recieve a response.

Finally, they go to our case, and all us witnesses were kicked out of the courtroom for the time being. In the meantime, we talked shit about Vanessa.

Minutes later, Mr. Anaconda emerged from the courtroom. The case was dismissed.

Obviously, the city didn't have a very good case, and Vanessa is a slutty bitch that needs to die in a fire.

And that is how I spent my Thursday morning.

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