"I'm Sweating Wild Turkey"

What a crazy night.

Here's the Readers Digest version:

5:00 - Picked up Mr. Seattle. We hung out, got coffee, ate dinner, got coffee, etc.

8:50 - Arrived at Matty's. Stayed longer than expected, due to some lesbian relationship problems in the house.

10:00 - Left Matty's and headed for Denver. Matty's roommate came with.

10:45 - Arrived at Paris. Got coffee, talked, laughed, etc. Nic was very late; no shock there.

12:15 - Headed JR's. Too bad it wasn't a little busier.

2:15 - Took the kids for a couple laps around the Ho Stroll, at Matty's request. Managed to see at least 3 hookers and a John, I believe.

2:45 - Stopped at 7-11 for the 3rd bathroom break in 30 minutes. There were certainly some characters there.

3:30 - Arrived back at Matty's. We all had a cigarette before Mr. Seattle and I headed back to Longmont.

3:45 - Ran over a skunk. Yes, a skunk.

4:00 - Powerwashed skunk guts/stink off my tires. Mr. Seattle bought one of those scented trees for the car.

5:00 - Headed to bed. Not before Mr. Seattle and I take a shower though. Together.

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