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So my stepmother, not my Mom, sent me this e-mail today.

Can you please send me that diamond earning and I will give you a set that I have that are real gold put the stone is a fake but you can't tell. If you need the money to send it I will send you a check. I what to make necklace with it. My diamond from when I used to be married will be for past and your will be for the past and I need one for future. Hope everything is going good with you. Oh, I forgot to tell you I made GS-9 now.

Love,
Mom

I don't know what this bitch is smoking if she thinks I have this .5 carat diamond stud sitting in a jelewry box on my dresser. It was a birthday present like 4 years ago. Even if I did know exactly where it was, I wouldn't just give it away. I may need money to pay my rent someday. I'm actually surprised I haven't hocked it already. Probably because I have no fucking clue where it is.

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